I get it, (1) your girlfriend caught you at the club motor boating some drunk *white girl wasted* chick, (2) your girlfriend came home and found you watching gay porn and your excuse was that there was one girl in there at first (3) or you girlfriend just realized you're an asshole AND FOR ONE OR ALL OF THOSE REASONS, SHE LEFT YOUR ASS! So because she left you, your left with a case of Papa Smirf Blue Balls *It's a legit diagnosis, look it up ;) * Therefore making you incapable of thinking with one of the most vital organs in your body....you BRAIN!
So I'm on one of my social networking sites, and its far more stranger danger than any other website I've been to. Like seriously, ANYONE ON THAT THING CAN FIND YOU AND HIT YOU UP! *Home Alone screams*
Guy # 1 on 10/23/11
So this guy hits me up with an IM, and I decide to check out his page before I say hi. Based on what he wrote about himself on his page, he seemed like a nice guy; smart, in school, sociable, fun, doing things with his life...and he had a real nice smile. So I responded back with a text friendly Hi. So we start talking, after the essential question of ASL, he then asked me if I was Puerto Rican. My response was, what does it matter, he then told me because Puerto Rican girls normally have big butts and he likes that. I just roll my eyes and ignore his question and tell him that big booties are a stereotype. Not every woman has an ass you can put a cup on like memory foam on a bed. He just laughs.....of course he does.Face ass. So the more he tries to get an answer at me, the more my remarks become snippier. He then asked me the stupid "F" questions, "So are you a freak ma?" OMG! I can't tell you how much I hate that stupid question....WTF! So I tell him I'm not a freak at all, I am actually the best worst turn off ever and I'm not the "big booty rican" he's looking for. He jokes and says that it doesn't matter, yet hes still hinting big booty jokes? WTF?! After awhile I become frustrated and I tell him that looks come and go, how you look now may not be what you look like 10 years from now. He tells me he knows, but I don't think he really understands. So I tell him that what I want is a guy to notice me and be interested in me because I can hold a good conversation, I am a knowledgeable and good person, my talents, because I enjoy the simple things in life, I understand and value family, I love to travel, I often quote movies, I love comedies, my accomplishments....stuff like that. I don't want to be noticed because I look like a good time in your bed. After I said that HE HAD NOTHING TO SAY! Of course I was sooo pissed off that I finally ended the conversation by asking
"Can you please keep talking to me like a piece of ass, so I can keep being a sarcastic bitch towards you.....YOU'RE HELPING ME WRITE! :D"
I got no response lol
Guy # 2 10/24/11
Where is guy 2???? lol!!! Men are ridiculous!!!
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